Chirp Contour Massage and Decompression Table Review: Back Help!
Oct 13, 2025
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Hi, this is Jeff here at Road Trail Run
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and we're taking a look at the Chirp uh
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contour decompression and massage table,
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which is a professionalgrade massage
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table that uh specifically targets your
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back,
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um neck and shoulders with a series of
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rollers that uh roll along through the
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center here, targeting your spine.
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Um, it's got these neck rollers up here.
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Um,
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the Chirp Contour retails for $5.99.
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Um, comes with
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uh a remote here, which is really easy
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to use. Um, I did note in my review
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that, um, the
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lettering is a little small, but I have
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aging eyes, I admit. But um what can be
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tough is that these little lights here,
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if the lighting is not great, it'll
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shine in your eyes and it's kind of hard
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to see. But the good news is is that the
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buttons are really laid out intuitively.
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So after a day,
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maybe two days, I just kind of memorize
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where all the buttons were. So I don't
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even really need to look at it here. Um
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so it comes with this remote that's
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tethered to a cable here. Um, it's got a
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long power cable, so you can, it's
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pretty flexible. You can set it up, you
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know, anywhere in the house. Um, what's
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really nice is that, you know, the
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remote is tethered with the power and,
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um, data cable. You know, all the
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controls go through the cable itself.
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Um, but what you do is it's got a nice
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little pocket here, so you don't ever
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lose the remote, which would easily
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happen in this house. Um, but one really
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nice thing is that, uh, it's got this
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little
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little hatch here, and it comes with
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three different three different massage
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rollers. So, this one is the contour
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roller. So, it's got four different
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rollers on there. Um, you've also got
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this is the soft roller which has, you
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know, very soft kind of rubbery um a
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little easier on your back. This is what
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I started off with till I got a little
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more used to it. And then you've got
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this um deep tissue roller which I tried
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once but I have to say that was a little
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bit much for me. Um but I've settled on
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this kind of medium tension one here.
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Um, but my initial impressions were uh
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when I first laid on it, I was kind of a
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little squeamish, kind of, yeah, that's
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uh felt a little intense, but I'll admit
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that the times that I've had massages in
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the past. Um, I've always gone with kind
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of a medium pressure. I'm a little bit
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of a wimp when it comes to massages. So,
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um, you know, when I laid on this table,
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it felt a little intense. Even on the
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lower settings, um, but you know, once I
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used it for maybe two or three days, I
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really started to get accustomed to it
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and I was able to, uh, up the intensity
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a little bit. Um, so basically you've
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got your power button here and you've
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got a rolling action.
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Um, with this button here you can set
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the intensity from, you know, low,
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medium to high. You got the
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decompression mode which kind of has a
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little bit more oscillating
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and um, kind of digs in a little deeper.
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or you can target it to one specific
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spot. So if like your lower back is
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hurting a little more, you can um you
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can adjust the rollers to go down or up,
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however, however you really need. Um so
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you can just kind of hone in on on the
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right spot. Um, then you've got these
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preset modes,
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um, warm up, recovery, and relax, which
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has, you know, different oscillating
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motions.
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Um, what I really like about this, it's
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not really cold yet, but the
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the chirp contour is heated, so you've
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got two different heat settings. You can
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keep it off completely or you can put it
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on the lower heat setting, the upper
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heat setting. And that's really nice. It
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helps kind of warm up your muscles and
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ligaments while the rollers do their job
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to loosen up your spine. Um, and one of
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the things, another feature that I
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really like on this is it's got the
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oscillating
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um, neck massage. So
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this is amazing. You can
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adjust the, you know, positioning of it
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depending on your height. So
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you basically sit your butt right down
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here on the end. And then, and it's
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critical to get kind of lined up just
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right. I usually get my butt bones right
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centered. And then um you can adjust
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this lower if you're shorter or higher,
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you know, if you're taller, obviously.
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I'm not sure the exact height range, but
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assume that it would fit somebody
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anywhere from 5t tall to well over six
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feet. Um, and depending on how far you
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adjust this, you know, the the whole
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rollers in here will span the whole, you
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know, if you have it way down here and
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you're shorter, it's just going to kind
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of do a shorter span. But if it's way up
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here, it kind of runs the whole length
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of your back, no matter how tall you
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are. So, that's really customizable. And
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one thing that's really nice on the
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remote here, it has two presets. So, if
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you're um sharing it with somebody,
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um you can set the presets right to
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where you want. Kind of like a car seat,
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you know, the seat in your car um with
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all the mirrors and everything. So,
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that's really really handy. Um so, as it
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turns out, um I listed in my review, one
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of the procs is that this massage table
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is so fun to use. not fun to use, but
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it's h so effective and really relieves
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back tension
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and neck tension and um really makes
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makes you more limber and flexible. So
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um I have a wife and two daughters. My
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daughters are 15, so they're way too
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young to have back and neck problems,
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but they've been using it quite a bit.
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They're on the swim team, so I think it
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kind of helps loosen them up before and
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after swim practice. And uh my wife as
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well, she's uh a runner and also a nurse
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and she's on her feet all day and comes
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home kind of sore from a long day at
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work and she'll go ahead on laying list
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as well. So, um
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procon, we're always um fighting over
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who gets to use it. we almost need to
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make a schedule. Um, but for my own
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personal use, I work at a, you know, I
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work at a desk all day. So, I have a
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standing desk, so I'm up and down and
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um, but I'm often getting sore just
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sitting. So, this massage table has
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really really helped me to
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um, kind of ease that chronic pain that
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I've been having. Um, also being a trail
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runner and bicyclist,
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um, no matter how careful I am or how
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well my positioning is on the bike, I
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still have a sore neck and shoulders,
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particularly my trapezius. So, um, when
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I lay on this, the neck rotation,
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it really digs in, gets gets my neck and
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shoulders. Um, if I want to get my
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trapezius, I kind of back the, you know,
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the positioning of it down. You can kind
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of hone it in right where you need,
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which is really nice. And then you can
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also, you can also reverse the
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oscillating mode, so it goes clockwise
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or counterclockwise. So, you can
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fine-tune it, you know, depending on how
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you're feeling, um, and right where you
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need that pressure the most. But um
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yeah, I've gone I typically do the
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rolling
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here or the maybe the warm-up mode. It
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does kind of a low pressure rolling
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action. Um I typically, you know, do the
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low or medium, but I'll lay on this in
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the morning before I go for a bike ride
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or a run. Um helps loosen me up. And
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over the last few weeks, it has really
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reduced the uh chronic pain that I've
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been having in my in my back and neck
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and shoulders. Um which has been really
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nice. And then during my workday,
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sometimes I'll just take a 10-minute
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break and go lay on the contour table
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and um helps me to loosen up and then
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I'll do it, you know, in the evening
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before I go to bed. Um so it's really
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nice. Two or three times a day is
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plenty.
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Um, and at $5.99, you know, that's
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not cheap. That's not a small chunk of
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change to pay, but um, the contour table
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is really high quality materials and,
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you know, the mechanisms and all the
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internal parts seem, uh, very high
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quality and
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I'm confident that it's going to last a
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long time. Um, it's just super well
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built. It's durable. uh weighs 22
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pounds, so it's light enough that you
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can uh carry it around. It's got this
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handy uh carrying handle here.
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It's um 7 in tall from, you know, the
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base to the top of the shoulder rollers
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here, so can easily slide under your
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bed. Um so it's transportable. I think
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it's 43 in long. Um, so yeah, it's a
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really it's a compact size. You know,
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it's just just right. It stores easily.
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You can carry it around no problem. Um,
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and like I said, $5.99 is not cheap, but
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when you think about, you know, what a
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massage costs, um, it's pretty
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expensive. So, just, you know, several
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massages, you'd have this paid for. Um,
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of course it only gets your back, neck,
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and shoulders, but you know, for me
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personally, that's all I need. Um, and
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it's really, really helped reduce the
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chronic pain that I've had. Um, I also
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had a T5 and T6 vertebrae fracture in
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March after a slip on the ice and a
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fall. So, um, you know, I'm long over
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that. I feel like I fully recovered, but
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um I I still do get a little bit of pain
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from that. And I would say this isn't a
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cure all for all back problems. Um if
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you have any severe slipped or herniated
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discs or just had back surgery, you
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might want to consult with a doctor to
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make sure it's okay or safe to do so. Um
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but for you know most of the world who
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you know has some kind of back pain or
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neck pain at some point in their lives
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you know whether it's from um health
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problems or um working at a desk all day
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or doing highle sports running or
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cycling or anything like that. Um this
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is a huge help. It just helps limber you
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up and loosen you up. And um yeah, I
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would highly recommend these. Um and
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thanks for watching.
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